Thursday Ramblings

Clearly, after my triumphant double-headed return to the blogosphere last week, I needed a break from the action. Get my sealegs back and all that. So I’m back late on Thursday evening, with a few thoughts from the past week. If you’re interested in what piques the fancy of my twisted little mind, please read on; if not, please feel free to return to your around the clock The Sky Is Falling coverage on the cable news channel of your choice…

-Isn’t it nice to return to a little bit of the normalcy we’ve all be craving, Sox fans? We are not the type for parades and talk show appearances and Queer Eye episodes, are we now? We are slowly drink ourselves to death at the end of the bar types of people, are we not?

-Y’all see that Jet Blue flight’s emergency landing at LAX last night? Crazy shit. Is it weird that my first thought when it happened was “All Jet Blue flights have DirecTV at your seat…all the people on the plane are watching MSNBC, just like me, aren’t they?” Nah, didn’t think so.

-Another hurricane? Now, after only like 3 weeks? Come on! Can’t we get a freak blizzard or another tsunami or something, mix it up a little bit? Am I going to Hell now?

-“Miss Moss, we appreciate all you’ve done since you started with H & M to keep that classic 10-year-old boyish figure of yours…but drugs!?!? Cocaine!?! That is simply unacceptable! Your services are no longer needed, I’m afraid. Now get back out there, stick a couple fingers down your throat, wrap this bathmat around you and try to make some teenage girls wanna kill themselves, ok?”

-Just when you think you’ve seen it all on the internet…along comes this guy. And then you think to yourself “Goddammit, why did I have to keep looking for more shit on the internet.”

-Yes, Jaime, I know, I owe you a Tony Danza or 7. It’s coming back next week, I promise. Now please stop calling my house and leaving clips from “Taxi” on my voicemail.

-Man, I sure can pick those NFL games, huh? More on that tomorrow.