The Return of the Blog?

As any regular visitor to this site has noticed, it’s been about a week since I’ve posted anything, an abnormally long stretch for a serial blogger such as myself. I will only say that since my reclassification of the site to encompass a more frequently updated, sports-themed milieu, I had foolishly become so overwhelmed with my own great expectations that I needed to make a clean break. I knew, of course, when I decided to take some time off from the site, that something would eventually bring me back and remind me of why I started this whole experiment in the first place.

Below is an e-mail sent from a media company in India to multiple film distributors in the U.S., including yours truly. It is being presented to you, the reader, completely uncut and/or edited. If this isn’t a sign that my presence is required to bring important information like this to you, I don’t know what is.

So please, accept this as an apology for the unexcused absence, as a substitution for the absent Inane Query Letter last week, and as an announcement of my triumphant if more sporadic return to the blogosphere. Also, if you happen to find any film projects that fall under the rubric of #3 or #8, please PLEASE let me know so I can pass the information along to our Indian friends immediately. Enjoy:

Dear Sir,

We are interested to buy Theatrical Rights of English Feature Films for territory of India preferably of the Following Categories:-

1. Emotional subjects capable to bring tears in the eyes of cinegoers.(Tears jerker)

2. Emotional subjects due to terrifying, injustice being done on innocent characters, unnecessary harassing innocent character.

3. Sensual, Hard Hitting Film on Rape

4. Extra-Martral Relation

5. Lesbians

6. Sex-Comedy

7. Film of Creatures / Animals

8. Any Sex-subjects, based on good subjects, justifying the Sex & Nudity scenes, Sex & Nudity scenes should not be enforced unnecessarily, but there must be reasonable sex and nudity sequences.

9. Sex-Educational subjects (In this category film may be Fature or
Documentary).

Emotional subjects in India has better chance to run, so any film having above mentioned category having Emotion / Strong current of heart-filling will be preferred. Animal / Creature films having emotion is required. We will also welcome any new subjects from your side.