Manny being Manny...tonite

In a triumphant return after battling the after effects of a wild night of slamdancing in shallow left with Edgar Offeria Wednesday night, DirtDogs has early word from Minneapolis that Manny Being Manny Ramirez will be batting clean up and playing left field when the Sox take on the Twinkies later today. In a related story, Minnesota groundskeepers have padlocked the utility door in the leftfield wall and placed a coffee can outside should Manny have another infamous "urge to purge" in the Metrodome.