Inane Query Letter of the Week #21

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This week’s entry into the cavernous IQLW archives comes from Plano, Texas—recently named one of the five most conservative cities in the country by the Bay Area Center for Voting Research in California—though you wouldn’t know it from reading this week’s letter. I wish I could say more but…but…well, just read it for yourself.

LOVE IN THE 17TH DIMENSION

"Not Chaos Theories nor Kaluza-Klein Field Theories can bend the love between a simple boy from Earth and an interstellar rock star/spy agent."

Genre: Comedy/Romance

When the physical laws of the third dimension is being shifted by forces unseen in the higher dimensions, it is up to a group of college kids and an interstellar rock star/spy agent to correct the flaws in hyperspace theories and save the day.

For further information on the script, please contact me through the contact information below.

Thank you.

NAME WITHHELD TO PROTECT THE STUPID

“An interstellar rock star/spy agent”? “The higher dimensions”? “Bend”ing of love? I hate to write this week’s letter off without proper due diligence, but to paraphrase that great orator and statesman Stephen A. Smith: Quite frankly…I have no idea what any of this shit even means.