‘I Killed Tony Danza’: Watch Your iStep Edition

This week’s winner in the great IKTD sweepstakes comes from Richmond, Virginia, erstwhile capital of the Confederacy and home of the University of Richmond Spiders, back-to-back-to-back winners of the Commissioners Cup, awarded to the Atlantic-10 school with the best combined men’s and women’s sports performance over the past school year. Go Spiders!

I’ve tried about a half dozen times to come up with a lead-in to this story that will match what was written by the folks at the Richmond Times-Dispatch, but to no avail. I guess it just takes a special talent to report in such sanguine tones the mind-blowing southern paradox of a $50 computer sale riot at a motor speedway. Please…please, just read it yourself.

*No washed up TV actors (or Elvis impersonators) were harmed in the production of this column