Inane Query Letter of the Week #15
Welcome back.
I trust you have all sufficiently recovered from the Industry Idol debauchery of last night and are enjoying your last few hours of servitude before the long weekend. I, for my part, decided to shy from the crowd and instead ordered pizza from Victor Jr.’s and watched the season finale—alas, alack!—of Hit Me Baby One More Time the most contrived musical crap-a-thon I’ve seen in months, complete with fading pop legends (Tiffany, Vanilla Ice, PM Dawn) and this crazed mutant Scotsman named Vernon Kay as the host. If you get a chance to see this in repeats, do not pass it up. It’s truly, truly painfully awesome stuff.
Anywho, back to the task at hand. This week’s IQLW was actually meant to be the submission last week, but was understandably bumped due to the emergence of the last week’s climax of the PLANET SHARK trilogy.
Indeed, following is a spectacular fusion of an idiotic title, a truly awful premise and quite possibly the best tagline this space has ever seen. Without the artwork that was enclosed (which I will endeavor to post later today) I fear it may not have the same effect, but there is still more than enough material here to slake your thirst for inanity.
In any case, I hope it was worth the wait….
“SPLICERS”
Man’s best friend has just become man’s worst enemy.
When the half scorpion tunnel dog hybrids created to go after Osama Bin Laden escape into the sewers and subway tunnels of Los Angeles and begin eating passengers, a Special Forces team is sent in eradicate them using the super intelligent dog that provided the genetic material as their guide.
Sci-Fi action
ALIENS meets A BOY AND HIS DOG
*UPDATE: Ask (or don't) and you shall receive. That's the artwork there.
I trust you have all sufficiently recovered from the Industry Idol debauchery of last night and are enjoying your last few hours of servitude before the long weekend. I, for my part, decided to shy from the crowd and instead ordered pizza from Victor Jr.’s and watched the season finale—alas, alack!—of Hit Me Baby One More Time the most contrived musical crap-a-thon I’ve seen in months, complete with fading pop legends (Tiffany, Vanilla Ice, PM Dawn) and this crazed mutant Scotsman named Vernon Kay as the host. If you get a chance to see this in repeats, do not pass it up. It’s truly, truly painfully awesome stuff.
Anywho, back to the task at hand. This week’s IQLW was actually meant to be the submission last week, but was understandably bumped due to the emergence of the last week’s climax of the PLANET SHARK trilogy.
Indeed, following is a spectacular fusion of an idiotic title, a truly awful premise and quite possibly the best tagline this space has ever seen. Without the artwork that was enclosed (which I will endeavor to post later today) I fear it may not have the same effect, but there is still more than enough material here to slake your thirst for inanity.
In any case, I hope it was worth the wait….
“SPLICERS”Man’s best friend has just become man’s worst enemy.
When the half scorpion tunnel dog hybrids created to go after Osama Bin Laden escape into the sewers and subway tunnels of Los Angeles and begin eating passengers, a Special Forces team is sent in eradicate them using the super intelligent dog that provided the genetic material as their guide.
Sci-Fi action
ALIENS meets A BOY AND HIS DOG
*UPDATE: Ask (or don't) and you shall receive. That's the artwork there.
posted by bd @ 7/01/2005 01:26:00 PM
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