“I Killed Tony Danza”*: L-town Vogue Edition

OK, so this week’s entry isn’t technically an “Absurd (Near) Death” as is normally promised in the weekly I Killed Tony Danza segment, but this week I had to make an exception for young Aaron Brack of NMTE’s hometown of Londonderry, New Hampshire. In true L-town 603 fashion, the 19-year old Brack was stylin’ and profilin’ for his mugshot after being arrested by Londonderry cops for underage possession of alcohol and failing a field sobriety test. Though further details are not provided, I’m betting dollars-to-donuts that Brack was caught with a half a case of Natty Lite in the passenger seat on his way back from Derry after boozing in the parking lot at Taco Bell. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

For those of you too lazy, stoned or technologically inept to follow the above link, here’s the now infamous mugshot of Brack, a photo that earned him a brief shining moment of fame on the pages of interweb superstars Fark and Smoking Gun (and, of course, here at NMTE), comparisons to two of the most influential artists in the history western civilization (Auguste Rodin and Run-DMC, natch), an all-expenses paid night in the LPD’s solitary holding cell and 40 hours of community service cleaning graffiti off the exterior walls of the new high school gym. Happy scrubbing, Aaron!


*No washed up TV actors were harmed in the production of this column