Defamed and Coot-fused

Somehow I knew my procrastination on something like this would come back to bite me in the ass.

Y’know I’m reading all about Hilary Duff and Rob Schneider co-hosting the Teen Choice Awards—a magical confluence of talent that may never be duplicated without the overuse of psychotropic narcotics—and I see a link at the bottom of the page about Fmr. Rep Ben “Crazy Cooter” Jones’ shrilly-voiced disapproval of the sex-yool sitchiations and foul-mouthiness featured in the upcoming Jackass-Stiffler-JSimple “Dukes of Hazzard” remake.

“Here’s one for the blogroll” I sez to meself.

“Better hurry up and get it up there ‘fore one o’ them fancy pants pro bloggers beats ya to it,” Meself sez to me.

“Nah, I got time…I’ll just rest my head on my desk, enjoy the Godmother digesting my belly and take a little…zzzzzzzz”

And when I awake, the whole fuggin thing is old news!

On the upside, there’s really nobody I’d rather have scoop me on the Cooter Story than those snarky fucks at Defamer.

Good work, folks. I have only myself to blame.