Unfortunate Ad Placements 'R Us

I know you’re all still reeling from the recent journey back to Planet Shark—and, to be honest, my weekend revelry has left me a bit worse for wear—so I’ve decided to take it easy today and let the snarky geniuses at celebrity gossip Valhalla Defamer do the grunt work for me.

I ask you, dear reader, to help settle an argument that may in fact have no answer:



In this past Sunday’s LA Times advertisement section, pictured above, is Mr. & Mrs. Smith's Angelina Jolie shown crapping out the stars of Hollywood's newest blockbuster remake bust like so much corn after a picnic gone awry?

Or are Bewitched co-stars Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell forcibly inserting themselves into Mrs. Smith’s shapely derriere for a better view of the top of the weekend box office?

YOU make the call.