Inane Query Letter of the Week #14
March 24th, 2005: A day that will live in infamy on the pages of NMTE. For that, dear reader, was the fateful day when your world and mine was first invaded by the literary plague known as the PLANET SHARK TRILOGY.
In the months that have followed, I have devoted far too much time and energy to the unintentional comic brilliance of KING SHARK and its equally impressive sequel PLANET SHARK. And all the while, I have operated with full belief that my persistence would be rewarded. That I had not been abandoned in the desert of hope. That my own road to Hell had not been paved with great expectations for the completion of the trilogy.
As spring turned to summer and week after week of Inane Query Letters went by, I often ruminated and reminisced about the foregone days of Sharkies yore. I tore my hair and rended my garments and screamed to the heavens:
“How long must I wait?!? Wherefore the conclusion of the Planet Shark saga?!?!”
I am here to tell you now, dear reader, that the day has come! The circle is complete! Day has turned to night and back to day! Flowers have sprouted, bloomed, crumbled and again become one with the earth!
Behold:
The Return of Space Sharks!!!
Dear Sir and/or Madam,
Please allow me to introduce you to my latest script, THE RETURN OF SPACE SHARKS, last episode of the trilogy KING SHARK, PLANET SHARK.
THE RETURN OF SPACE SHARKS
Space Shark dies and is buried at the bottom of the ocean, by the evil sharkies. Planet Sharkos is now being ruled by the ancient evil sharkie priests. Under their command, a huge and vast army of evil sharkies is sent to invade planet earth. General Sharkmembrane leads them. However, accidentally, they destroy Sharkos, their own planet, during their mission. Now, invading earth is the only possibility for them to survive. Will the evil sharkies accomplish their mission and rule over mankind? How?
For a hard copy of the script, kindly drop me an e-mail and I will send it gladly to you.
Best Regards,
NAME WITHHELD TO PROTECT THE STUPID
In the months that have followed, I have devoted far too much time and energy to the unintentional comic brilliance of KING SHARK and its equally impressive sequel PLANET SHARK. And all the while, I have operated with full belief that my persistence would be rewarded. That I had not been abandoned in the desert of hope. That my own road to Hell had not been paved with great expectations for the completion of the trilogy.
As spring turned to summer and week after week of Inane Query Letters went by, I often ruminated and reminisced about the foregone days of Sharkies yore. I tore my hair and rended my garments and screamed to the heavens:
“How long must I wait?!? Wherefore the conclusion of the Planet Shark saga?!?!”
I am here to tell you now, dear reader, that the day has come! The circle is complete! Day has turned to night and back to day! Flowers have sprouted, bloomed, crumbled and again become one with the earth!
Behold:
The Return of Space Sharks!!!
Dear Sir and/or Madam,
Please allow me to introduce you to my latest script, THE RETURN OF SPACE SHARKS, last episode of the trilogy KING SHARK, PLANET SHARK.
THE RETURN OF SPACE SHARKS
Space Shark dies and is buried at the bottom of the ocean, by the evil sharkies. Planet Sharkos is now being ruled by the ancient evil sharkie priests. Under their command, a huge and vast army of evil sharkies is sent to invade planet earth. General Sharkmembrane leads them. However, accidentally, they destroy Sharkos, their own planet, during their mission. Now, invading earth is the only possibility for them to survive. Will the evil sharkies accomplish their mission and rule over mankind? How?
For a hard copy of the script, kindly drop me an e-mail and I will send it gladly to you.
Best Regards,
NAME WITHHELD TO PROTECT THE STUPID
posted by bd @ 6/24/2005 06:22:00 PM
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