“I Killed Tony Danza”*: Salt Lake Pity Edition
Sweet Merciful Crap! I honestly can’t believe I forgot to post yesterday. With all the excitement swirling around town (Michael’s acquittal, Phil’s return, Katie’s assimilation) I just couldn’t keep track of my myriad obligations. For that, I am sorry.
Anywho, I hope you enjoy today’s (late) edition of the I Killed Tony Danza Absurd (Near) Death of the Week. Today’s winner comes to us from Salt Lake City, Utah, where a seemingly harmless prank involving water balloon, six teenagers and a strangely ubiquitous pickup truck (how many people live in this town anyway?) turns…well, absurd and nearly deadly. Enjoy.
*No washed up TV actors were harmed in the production of this column
Anywho, I hope you enjoy today’s (late) edition of the I Killed Tony Danza Absurd (Near) Death of the Week. Today’s winner comes to us from Salt Lake City, Utah, where a seemingly harmless prank involving water balloon, six teenagers and a strangely ubiquitous pickup truck (how many people live in this town anyway?) turns…well, absurd and nearly deadly. Enjoy.
*No washed up TV actors were harmed in the production of this column
posted by bd @ 6/15/2005 01:30:00 PM
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