“I Killed Tony Danza”*: Midgets vs. Lion Edition

This story already made the rounds in all of the best and brightest “Oddly Enough” News sections last week, but my profound loyalty to this new weekly feature, The "I Killed Tony Danza" Absurd Death of the Week, forced me to hold back until today.

In case you somehow missed it last week, behold the sublime tragicomedy that we are treated to when a troupe of Cambodian midget fighters takes up a challenge from a fully grown male African lion. Maularity surely ensues.


*No washed up TV actors were harmed in the production of this column