“I Killed Tony Danza”*: Crispy Canine Edition
Not news: An extremely powerful electrical storm ripped through Central Florida early this morning.
News: The storm unleashed a bolt of lightning that struck a condo unit in Lake Mary, Florida, traveled down the chimney and caught the place on fire, destroying the contents of the condo and killing a pet dog.
Oh, and in other, less pressing news: Watergate’s “Deep Throat” finally outed himself after 30 years of anonymity, French voters turned down admission into the EU, the American death toll in Iraq topped 1600, the Sox took 2 of 3 from the MFY in the Bronx and H and I returned from a sublimely hedonistic weekend trip to Vegas. More details to come...
*No washed up TV actors were harmed in the production of this column
News: The storm unleashed a bolt of lightning that struck a condo unit in Lake Mary, Florida, traveled down the chimney and caught the place on fire, destroying the contents of the condo and killing a pet dog.
Oh, and in other, less pressing news: Watergate’s “Deep Throat” finally outed himself after 30 years of anonymity, French voters turned down admission into the EU, the American death toll in Iraq topped 1600, the Sox took 2 of 3 from the MFY in the Bronx and H and I returned from a sublimely hedonistic weekend trip to Vegas. More details to come...
*No washed up TV actors were harmed in the production of this column
posted by bd @ 5/31/2005 03:53:00 PM
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