Paint the White House Red

Ack! How could I forget! The 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox were in Nationals country today to meet President Bush, who, with a smug smile and a firm handshake congratulated them for all the hardships they overcame to win the World Series last year. The President, after receiving his commemorative "43" jersey from crutched campaigner Curt Schilling (stolen off the bare back of Alan Embree by Curt himself, methinks) said that when the Sox finally won after 86 years of waiting, people "cheered in New England and they cheered in Baghdad, Iraq." Bush later added "A-Rod sucks!" and "thanks for passing that Curse thing on to Kerry."