Nerdin' it up

Morgs' buddy Skee put together this equation to devise how much he likes a given TV show or motion picture. He also writes haikus. Morgs has some fucked up friends. Anywho, without further delay:

The standard TV enjoyment equation
as devised by Skee

G = # of guns per episode (average)
S = # of shootouts per episode
C = Number of car chases
L = # of bad clichés/lines
B = Blood, in pints, spilled per episode
K = Kissing/lame stuff - # of instances
W = Weird bad guys, x2 iff they have more than 1 visible scar
H = # of Hot chicks
U = # of Ugly chicks
F = # of flowers, overall, per episode
R = Total overall radness factor (NOTE: higher # = more rad)

R = ((S*C)/K) + ((H/U)*((B^L)/U) + ((G/F)*(W/U))

Let me know what you all come up with. If you are so inclined. If you're even out there. Helloooooooooo?