Coma Guy
For the Red Sox fans in the crowd, check out Bill Simmons' latest column (from ESPN the Mag) about one of our brethren whose long, long wait to finally see the Sox win the Series continues on...
Lesson #1: Look both ways before crossing the street--especially if you're a foreigner.
Lesson #2: If you're in a coma and your buddy tells you that the Sox are beating the Yanks in the playoffs, DON'T BELIEVE HIM! He's only lying to make you feel better with hopes of generating a nominal response from your broken and battered body in order to assuage his own guilt for allowing you to travel ten-freakin'-thousand miles away right before the playoffs.
Lesson #3: Short-term memory loss may not be as cool as "50 First Dates" and "Memento" made it seem.
Lesson #4: Japan sucks (apologies to Speed Racer, Ichiro, the twins from "Orgazmo", Mr. Roboto and all of the Iron Chefs).
Lesson #1: Look both ways before crossing the street--especially if you're a foreigner.
Lesson #2: If you're in a coma and your buddy tells you that the Sox are beating the Yanks in the playoffs, DON'T BELIEVE HIM! He's only lying to make you feel better with hopes of generating a nominal response from your broken and battered body in order to assuage his own guilt for allowing you to travel ten-freakin'-thousand miles away right before the playoffs.
Lesson #3: Short-term memory loss may not be as cool as "50 First Dates" and "Memento" made it seem.
Lesson #4: Japan sucks (apologies to Speed Racer, Ichiro, the twins from "Orgazmo", Mr. Roboto and all of the Iron Chefs).
posted by bd @ 1/20/2005 04:04:00 PM
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