Slack-tastico!
I know.
Listen, I know.
I’m slacking. And I’m sorry about that. Really I am. I mean, this should be a productive time for me right now. The hot stove is cookin', the NFL playoffs are 'round the bend, Golden Globe noms, Celts in LA, the old guard GOP braintrust is calling for Rummy's head, Osama's sending out tapes linking Scott Peterson to the House of Saud and some tall rich white dude is replacing some other tall rich white dude on the TV news that nobody watches anyway...all this and I still got nothing to talk about?
So I’ll make it up to you next week, ok? Promise. Good football pick column tomorrow, then we're back on that horse. Christmas is coming. Gotta make things look good around here for Santa. I heard he sees you when you're sleeping and knows if you're awake and knows if you've been bad or good. Mebbe we should sign him up as the next head of Homeland Security, eh?
And how’s this for good news: Looks like Petey has some company in the NL East next year.
Listen, I know.
I’m slacking. And I’m sorry about that. Really I am. I mean, this should be a productive time for me right now. The hot stove is cookin', the NFL playoffs are 'round the bend, Golden Globe noms, Celts in LA, the old guard GOP braintrust is calling for Rummy's head, Osama's sending out tapes linking Scott Peterson to the House of Saud and some tall rich white dude is replacing some other tall rich white dude on the TV news that nobody watches anyway...all this and I still got nothing to talk about?
So I’ll make it up to you next week, ok? Promise. Good football pick column tomorrow, then we're back on that horse. Christmas is coming. Gotta make things look good around here for Santa. I heard he sees you when you're sleeping and knows if you're awake and knows if you've been bad or good. Mebbe we should sign him up as the next head of Homeland Security, eh?
And how’s this for good news: Looks like Petey has some company in the NL East next year.
posted by bd @ 12/16/2004 07:10:00 PM
1 Comments:
At 7:45 PM,
bd said…
lookie there! a commentor! hey kids, c'mere and look! see, there she is. she's hitting the enter key now. wow. so majestic. so breathtaking. it's such a treat to be able to see them in their natural habitat. someday you kids are gonna look back at this and tha--hey, get that out of your mouth! where did you find that? on the GROUND? you just pick things up from the ground and put them in your mouth? who taught you this? honey, who taught him to pick things up off the goddamn ground and put them in his mouth? has he been hanging around with your damn sister again? yeah, well why don't YOU watch YOUR mouth...and while you're at it, watch your son's mouth too. i think he's getting a sore from the diseases he's contracted from picking stuff up from the GODDAMN ground and putting them in his GODDAMN mouth! oh am i? well i'm so GODDAMN sorry, dear! i'll try to keep my GODDAMN voice down so i don't bother all of these nice GODDAMN people! will that make you happy? 'cause i will happily kowtow to the restraints of society if it will make one minute of your lovely wonderful life just a little more wonderful. GODDAMNIT! TAKE THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
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