The times they are a-changin’

So you’ve prolly noticed that I’ve changed the look of the site a bit in the last few days. Out with the bubble-gummy retro sixties look. In with the rustic down-home Abe Lincoln log cabin décor. Mebbe this country’s swing to the right is hitting me harder than I thought, but it has become clear to me that it is time for a return to the traditional, old-timey values of yore. Goodbye neon orange, Austin Powers and swinging parties; hello burnt sienna, Austin Texas and porch swinging.

Along with the aesthetics, there have been several other additions with the new template. One of these is a much more comprehensive archive system, including a list of the most recent posts with subject lines. Consequently, you may have noticed that I’ve begun titling my posts with the cleverest witticisms that my severely taxed brain can handle (please see above).

So lemme know what you think of the new set-up and color scheme and link boxes and all that. I have a comment link for a reason you know. So far I’ve only gotten feedback from Stacey, that dude Doug that posted the Red Sox/Birth of Christ photoshop gem, and some Krazy Kristian who wouldn’t let it die that he/she/it had been manipulated, scared and cajoled into casting a vote for King George the Second. I need feedback, people! I’m a social creature! Otherwise I’m just yappin’ at myself ferchrissakes!

And just in case you don’t give a rat’s ass about any of my painstaking work to improve this site for you ungrateful bastards, mebbe these classic election night Ratherisms will keep you occupied.

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