So I haven’t finished watching the whole thing yet, but I think my favorite moment thus far in the debate is, when questioning John Edwards’ Senate attendance, Vice President He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named stated that he had never met Edwards before, though one of the Veep’s prime tasks is as President Pro-tem of the Senate. Pretty clever, Mr. VP, but don’t think that memory loss and physical impairments will garner voter sympathy like it does on “The West Wing”.

Also, if there was ever any doubt about the decline of western civilization, this should silence the skeptics. Please note that current the bid has topped the two HUNDRED dollar mark.

I will now stick my hand in the toaster.