Craigslist is normally my first stop when surfing the net for second-hand furniture, bartending work or power bottoms, but I recently discovered an amazing string of posts under the “missed connections” section. I’ll leave it to Rockin’ Ass Guy to fill you in.

Note: Make sure to check out Rockin’ Ass Guy’s posts from Ralph’s and El Tarasco , though I fear the latter may in fact be a copycat (note the correct spelling of “khaki”). In fact, there has been a huge public outcry on the site about the identity of the “original” Rockin’ Ass Guy and his more recent derivatives. Regardless, I will continue checking in with hopes that one day Rockin’ Ass Guy will spot MY rockin’ ass waiting in line at Pink’s or puking in the bushes outside of the Rustic Inn .

Bonus Craigslist post!: Imported from the Bay Area, another reason I’m thankful that I park in a garage

Bonus Note from Ben: Monday is Labor Day, and in the spirit of the times I will be laboring to lift my hungover ass outta bed before primetime. So, I can't promise a post, but here are a few things to think about over the weekend:

1. The surging Red Sox are only 3 1/2 games outta first place, and John Wasdin is pitching for the Rangers tonite.
2. Please say a lil prayer tonite for ex-prez Bill Clinton as he recovers from emergency syphilis treatme...er...bypass surgery.
3. Bush’s post-convention bump has resulted in a ten-point lead in the latest Time poll of likely voters. If that doesn’t Rock the Vote, I don’t know what will.

Happy weekending…

b


Palpatine was a Senator at one time too... (courtesy of The Decadent West)