Avast ye, mateys!
The scurvy landlubbers in the U.S. House o’ Representatives have ta’en a most heinous action against our brethren in th’ movie world. Yarr and verily, we must rise up, raise our hook-hands high ‘n proclaim fer all ta hear: Leave us pirates be, ye scallywags, ye spineless knaves, ye bilge rats! Ya not be tellin’ me where’n I can stick me camcorder, else I be tellin’ ye where I be stickin' me peg leg. I be talkin’ to ye, Representative James Sensenbrenner (R-Wisconsin), chairman o’ the House Judiciary Committee! And ye too, Mr. Dan Glickman, pres’dent an’ CEO of the MPAA! When we’re a-done with ye two, ye’re gonna be cryin’ fer yer mothers an’ beggin’ fer a measly six years in the clink! ‘Cause I tell ye this, boys: me peg be old an’ mighty splintery, an’ it don’t take well ta lubin’!
Abandon all hope ye that vote fer House Resolution 4077, th’ quote-unquote “Family Movie Act”! Twill not be a sound night a sleepin’ til ye be restin’ in Davy Jones’ locker! Hey, 4077…that remind me a’ that show M*A*S*H. Me ‘n th’ boys in me crew used ta love that show. E’en a crusty ol’ sailor like me can appreciate th’ comic stylin’s a Larry Gelbart an’ his crew. Verily, many a cold night on th’ barren seas were warmed by th’ poignant social commentary an’ wacky hijinx a’ the folks of the 4077--Hawkeye, Hot Lips, and o’ course, me favorite, Kling-ARRR!
But now ye made me ferget me place! Yar, verily, we’ll not stand fer this kinda outrage, though the FBI or Poseidon hisself be tryin’ ta stop us! An’ ye heartless blackguards in th’ Uni’ed States Senate! Hear me now! Don’ ye e’en think a addin’ on the Inducin’ Infringements a Copyrights Act, which includes legislation designed ta punish P2P operators who entice people to illegally distribute copyrighted works, onta this bill! Twill be th’ las’ thing ye e’er do, an’ on that me swear a blood oath ta the sea isself!
Ya-harr!
Avast!
And so on.
The scurvy landlubbers in the U.S. House o’ Representatives have ta’en a most heinous action against our brethren in th’ movie world. Yarr and verily, we must rise up, raise our hook-hands high ‘n proclaim fer all ta hear: Leave us pirates be, ye scallywags, ye spineless knaves, ye bilge rats! Ya not be tellin’ me where’n I can stick me camcorder, else I be tellin’ ye where I be stickin' me peg leg. I be talkin’ to ye, Representative James Sensenbrenner (R-Wisconsin), chairman o’ the House Judiciary Committee! And ye too, Mr. Dan Glickman, pres’dent an’ CEO of the MPAA! When we’re a-done with ye two, ye’re gonna be cryin’ fer yer mothers an’ beggin’ fer a measly six years in the clink! ‘Cause I tell ye this, boys: me peg be old an’ mighty splintery, an’ it don’t take well ta lubin’!
Abandon all hope ye that vote fer House Resolution 4077, th’ quote-unquote “Family Movie Act”! Twill not be a sound night a sleepin’ til ye be restin’ in Davy Jones’ locker! Hey, 4077…that remind me a’ that show M*A*S*H. Me ‘n th’ boys in me crew used ta love that show. E’en a crusty ol’ sailor like me can appreciate th’ comic stylin’s a Larry Gelbart an’ his crew. Verily, many a cold night on th’ barren seas were warmed by th’ poignant social commentary an’ wacky hijinx a’ the folks of the 4077--Hawkeye, Hot Lips, and o’ course, me favorite, Kling-ARRR!
But now ye made me ferget me place! Yar, verily, we’ll not stand fer this kinda outrage, though the FBI or Poseidon hisself be tryin’ ta stop us! An’ ye heartless blackguards in th’ Uni’ed States Senate! Hear me now! Don’ ye e’en think a addin’ on the Inducin’ Infringements a Copyrights Act, which includes legislation designed ta punish P2P operators who entice people to illegally distribute copyrighted works, onta this bill! Twill be th’ las’ thing ye e’er do, an’ on that me swear a blood oath ta the sea isself!
Ya-harr!
Avast!
And so on.
posted by bd @ 9/29/2004 06:17:00 PM
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