Step right up folks, be the first, the last, the only one to make your mark in our new COMMENTS section, just opened on the left side of your screen, below the horribly unnecessary ARCHIVES link. I know you’re out there, folks, I can hear you breathing (oh, and from the counter…). So please, if you’ve got something to say, say it! If you have nothing to say, tell me that too! I’m still very new to this idiocy and really anything new on this site is enough to entertain me for hours.

PS – does anyone know where I can buy stock in "an ‘Arnold Schwarzeneggar is gay’ rumor appears on Page 6 of the NY Post"?